Berth 14
One putter. The other is a superstition with a headcover.
Ocean View grain, downtown Poa patches, a rumor that mallets love one and blades love the other — we have heard the brief. Slot fourteen is still one name. A spare putter is how people sneak a fifteenth club past themselves.
What we will do for that one name
Length, lie, and which face you will actually start on line on a Norfolk green. If the gamer is a liar, we will say so and help a vacancy. That is still one berth. The new name replaces the old name. It does not sit beside it.
What we will not do
Build a two-putter kit “for travel.” Keep a blade in the bag and a mallet in the trunk as if the trunk were a legal gray zone. Argue grain as if grain were a second slot. Grain is weather. Weather does not add berths.
Junie still writes to us about this
She was annoyed for a week. Then she stopped switching mallets mid-round. The sentence is on slot notes. If you want a different sentence, bring one putter up the stairs.